Festive day at the beach

Hot Mama came up from N.C. with Edamame (her black Chihuahua) for a weekend with the boys in DC. Bubba and I welcomed her Saturday afternoon with open arms and freely flowing cocktails. We then jetted over to Butch and the Colonel's for a little BBQ.

Hot Mama looked AMAZING in a slinky red Michael Kors dress with wedge heels - her outfit was so now.

Then we got home and had to get ready for the beach. We were day-tripping to Gordon's Pond on Sunday. I got up at the ass-crack o' dawn and fetched Delicate Flower, Shaggy and DF's buddy Miss Band Camp from their Glover Park pad. We returned to Takoma for staging and got on the road at 8:30-ish.

I had rented a little Tater Tot (a brown car that looked fairly squarish - like a tater tot) and the boys rode with me and Bubba drove Hot Mama's Miata. He looked pretty good driving it too.

Anyways we stopped halfway for drinks, snacks and mags. We got the Enquirer, Us Weekly, Life and Style, Star, Men's Health and a Hustler. The Hustler was a big hit. DF noted that there were lots of functional pre-op trannies in Hustler....Not what I was expecting but you never know what people are REALLY into.

We got to the beach in the nick of time, only a few parking spots left. We trudged through the sand and found a nice open spot on the gay beach near the big concrete things. Shaggy and Miss Band Camp had yet to see the Atlantic and this was their maiden beach voyage to a sandy Atlantic Beach. Towels and umbrellas were arranged and everyone settled in for an afternoon of sun. Shaggy had a delightful Florida print bathing suit that was somewhere between square cut and a banana hammock - loved it.

While there were lots of gay guys, Gordon's Beach tends to attract an older crowd. But there were some hotties mixed in.

Hot Mama got to see some of the different segments of gay life that are hidden from straight people's view...of particular note was a pair of TOTALLY 'roided out bear walking in tiny speedos down the beach hand in hand. Miss Band Camp enlighted us on what the new term for a gut sagging over a speedo is called - a "muffin top" (love Miss Band Camp).

DF and I were getting restless in the afternoon so we started throwing around the rugby ball. Some hottish guys walked by and Eric takes the ball and throws it straight at the hottest guy's head. We got a invite to the Blue Moon for drinks with them at Tea Time (While Shaggy is called Trouble, DF IS trouble).
When the rugby ball got tired, we decided to do yoga on the beach (Hot Mama can twist herself into a pretzel). So DF and I were doing yoga poses - it was fun. By this point everyone around us was watching to see what we would do next. Which was cartwheels on the beach judged by Bubba and Miss Band Camp. I (thank you) won the single cartwheel with a 9.0! I think that Shaggy won the double cartwheel contest.

At this point, Big Box Couple (a couple in very tight red speedos with two very large boxes) had turned their chairs to watch us intently. Bubba called a cock-ring/Viagra fluffage but I think it was just two guys with really big packages.

Well the wind kicked up at 4pm and we packed up. Bubba wanted a beer so we drove over to Baltimore Av for a cocktail at Aqua (a deck bar right up from the Blue Moon). Aqua was slow at 5pm - so we had a beer. I then looked at traffic (mess) and we decided to stay and have dinner so we had a few more cocktails and then went to a small Cajun style restaurant across from Aqua.

While we were at Aqua, DF noted that Umberto was flitted about the bar. DF met him at Stoney's and Umberto showed DF his package in the bar and said he was straight. I told you, DF is trouble. Well we all kinda laughed about it until DF found Umberto's number in his cell phone. I told DF to call him and tell Umberto that Flash says hi (I was wearing my Flash Gordon shirt). So DF texts Umberto "Flash says hi". We played a little cat and mouse, but Umberto never came over.

One thing that we all noted that was fun - plaid is back and looking better than ever. The Aqua bartenders had cute little plaid bathing suits on that matched in yellow, orange and turquoise - we all like orange's hair, yellow's face and turquoise's body.

When we got back to the car, traffic was gone and we jetted back. All in all - a great day!